ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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