apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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