We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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