the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish I only lived at night.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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