butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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