Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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