He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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