Jerry, you need to find god
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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