I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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