Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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