I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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