Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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