So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
