Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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