wat bout pragnant strippers??
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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