So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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