Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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