Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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