He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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