you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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