Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her vagine was all disorganized.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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