White coat. Heels.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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