No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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