Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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