i just google imaged poop.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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