i may or may not be watching the land before time
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm passing your future prison.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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