he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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