doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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