Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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