Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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You. Win. At. Life.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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