Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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