Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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