covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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