Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You were trust falling into bushes
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