Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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