For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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