He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
And then he peed in my hair
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