I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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