just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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