I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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