I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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