At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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