I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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