I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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