idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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