Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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