she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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