I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize