The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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