That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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