If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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