I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
