his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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