ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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