do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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