No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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