You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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