remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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