so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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